The very funny “Funny or Die” has a regular bit titled, “Adam West hits on you, hard.”
It’s all about Adam doing a classic one-liner while holding a drink at a bar.
For example, West is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and holding a colored drink decorated with a tiny parasol and he says, “Are you from Tennessee? <beat> Because you’re the only ‘ten’ I see.”
I think it’s time to update those old tropes to the modern age of sexting, Twitter and the overall meme of the less characters you use, the better.
With that in mind:
The establishing shot is me in a bar, artfully grasping a suitable drink — maybe a bottle of beer, maybe a single malt with a splash.
And the line?
<beat> “I bet you taste good.”
David Kirkpatrick 